Shown your arse to any statues lately?

Weird dreams again last night. A couple of separate ones, but the one thing they all had in common was rain. It was pissing down. According to my dream interpretation book (the one that says things like "if you dream about your house being on fire that means that you'll die"), dreams about violent raining means there's trouble awaiting in the near future. Anyway, my first dream was about school, when I was 18. Our business(or something)-teacher left my friend (and former classmate) in charge, and she got to grade us, using a system she made up herself. When it was my turn to get my grade she told me about how much she liked the fact that everyone else was scared of her. And just then our teacher walked back in the room. Only it was not really a room, it was more a sort of open space in the forest. He looked like a cross between my former landlord and Patrick Duffy from Dallas, which is kind of weird. He was seriously pissed off at my mate who was in charge and he sent us all home. The whole class was supposed to get the train home, but the train was open, like there were no seats, no walls or roof. And now it started raining. I pulled my jacket up, and tried to cover myself from the rain. The feeling I had was that I was on my own and didn't really belong with the rest of the class.
Then suddenly I was instead with my entire family, walking around in the rain, and we walked past a building in town where I'm determined to own a flat at some point in my life. I was like "yeah, come on, let's have a look, to see what the flats are like", and all of us went up there. Turned out it had like a weird decking type area around the whole building, I don't know if it was around the roof or what. It was raining like mad and we were completely unprotected from falling off the decking, I mean, there was no fence or anything like that. Then we met my aunt's ex husband sitting on the roof with his dog, wearing a pink shirt, very much like one of my husband's shirts. Weird.

Yesterday, the sun was shining and my youngest and blondest friend and me decided to piss about in town for a bit. So first we had coffee at this city's oldest café, which was pretty cool. Then we saw two guys walking past holding an inflatable uhm sexdoll. They crossed the street, sat the doll down leaning her against a lamppost and stood next to her for a bit, drinking beer. Then after maybe half an hour or so they grabbed the doll again and left. My friend and me left the café and walked through the park. It was just us, until two guys came running. They went behind this statue;

and one of them pulled his trousers down, whilst the other one took a photo of his arse in front of the statue. Then they run away again, doing a high five as the run.