Return of the Dog!

My grandparents returned Dog to me earlier. He's been spending the weekend with my brother. He was obviously extremely happy to see me again. He was so excited he sneezed. He does that a lot, it's very peculiar. It's like he's gathering energy for about half a minute before actually sneezing. And when he does, it's like a real kick-ass sneeze. I don't know if he's allergic to something or what. Anyway, as Dog is spending the night, that means he'll be sleeping in my bed. For some reason my husband's side of the bed isn't good enough for him, it has to be like the mid-section of mine. Why do we let him sleep in the bed in the first place? Because well, he gets up there anyway and it's just easier not spending the time that should be spent falling asleep telling Dog to piss off away from somewhere he's going to end up in anyway.