Mind your braces please.

I had freaky dreams again last night. Basically, the phone rang as I was taking a walk around the area where I live. The phone was on a table between to other tables where stuff was put up for sale. Turned out the person who phoned was my mate's mother who is currently in Paris with my parents (and well, you know, her husband). She phoned and was really upset because my mum had left Paris after just one night. I tried to defend my mother saying things like "oh, she needed to be back her for work on Sunday". Every now and again the phoneline would go quiet and it was generally like a really bad phone experience. The woman was crying complaining that my mother had left and I was getting increasingly uncomfortable. Then she started talking about the area where I was as being dangerous and whatnot. I said something like "oh, don't worry, the police are arriving as we speak". Which they did. And they run into the house next to where I was standing, still on the phone, all action movie mode. Then two people, a man and a woman, jumped out of the second floor window. He was wearing a wig which fell off, because the woman's braces had stuck in the blinds in the window, and he was holding on to her and they ended up hanging upside down in her braces and he'd lost his wig. They were both looking like skinheads, like the racist kind of skinhead, which was a bit weird. They had to struggle to get the woman out of her braces, but even though it took a while the police stayed in the flat. The woman was arguing, not wanting to run, so in the end the guy took off alone. She sat down on the pavement and waited. Still, the police waited in the flat. I was still on the phone. Then my mother and grandmother walked by, obviously pissed out of their minds, wearing sunglasses and my mother said that I shouldn't waste any time on the woman on the phone and if she wanted to leave Paris, she had the right to do so.