Moshi moshi!

Being the subculture trend sensitive person that I am, lately I've been feeling increasingly uncomfortable about my complete lack of knowledge about Japanese stuff. I did try and draw manga a couple of years back, but I stopped because I sucked, and I've just never really got the whole sushi thing. My knowledge of Japanese is pretty much non-existant, though someone who used to be a missonary there taught me a song in Japanese when I was a kid which I still remember. I only know the basic anime terminology and I feel that I'm missing out on something. So at the mo I'm debating whether to learn more or if I should just focus completely on rollerblading. Yeah, I got a pair of rollerblades last Friday, but it's been raining since, so I've not been able to use them. But it's sunny today, so maybe later. Wuhu. Moshi moshi.

You Are a Henna Gaijin!

You're not Japanese, but you wish you were! You can use chopsticks with your eyes closed, and you've memorized hundreds of Kanji. You even answer your phone "moshi moshi." While the number of anime videos you've seen is way higher than the number of dates you've been on, there's hope. Play the sexy, mysterous gaijin, and you'll have plenty of Japanese meat.

What's Your Japanese Subculture?